A few Demí-isms

• She held up her juice cup and exclaimed, "Jesus, King of the Juice!"
• When asked by a waiter what she wanted to drink, she responded, "How about a beer?"
• At school during a thunderstorm, after a clap of thunder, Demí yelled to the class, "It's dunder! Get down!"
• After burping, she told me, "Excuse me, pardon me.  I burped.  I like to toot.  You like toot?"
• Upon entering the room and seeing I was watching Young and the Restless, she asked me, "What you watching?  You watching soap?"
• After taking a sip of my coffee, she said, "Ah, that's good coffee."
• She asked me where daddy was.  I told her he was at work.  She said, "daddy making money?"  I told her yes.  She said, "mommy doesn't make money?"
• After I had picked her up from MDO, I asked her if she took a nap.  She told me, "I started, but I pooped." 
• I had a big talk with her one morning about not ignoring me when I was talking to her.  Later that day, when I was ignoring her whining, Demí told me, "mommy, go to time out."  
• While on the plane on the way to Colorado, she opened up the safety brochure and saw the plane making a water landing and yelled "Plane goes splash!  Plane goes splash!" 
• At the beginning of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, when the characters are being introduced, Demí mimics how the narrator says Daisy in a growl.  It's hilarious. Check out the video.